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Различия в религиях

(американский взгляд с русскими дополнениями)


Таосизм: Shit Happens
конфицианство: Confuscious says, "Shit Happens"
буддизм: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
дзен: What is the sound of shit happening?
индуизм: This shit happened before
ислам: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
протестанство: Let shit happen to someone else.
католицизм: If shit happens, you deserve it.
иудаизм: Why does this shit always happen to us?
атеизм: I don't believe this shit.
агнотицизм: What is this shit?
синтоизм: Everything except Japan is Shit.
экзистенциолизм: I shit, therefore I sit.
вегетарианство: Don't eat that shit!
лао-тзи: It is utterly pointless to try to explain shit.
православие:Rome doesn't really know shit.
адвентисты 7 дняShit happens everyday but Saturday.
холистическое течение: There's more shit here than I figured on.
сайентология: This Shit is expensive.
NEW AGE: Crystal power counteracts Shit.
кришнаиты: Shit happens, Rama, Rama.
сатанизм: Shit rules!
DISCOVERY Shit happens, but I don’t care
Discovery-IIShit happens and I’m so glad to be aware of it.
ReikiShit is a part of the energy of Universe!
свободное дыханиеBreath throw you shit as much as you can
кластерная теорияIf shit happens, we already have the proper model for it
НлпHow do you recognise, that you have shit?
ПсихоанализDefecate your shit via your annal stage along with therapist once a week and it’ll become much better
Эриксоновский трансIf shit happens, find the right metaphor 
ГербалайфIf shit happens, eat Herbalife.
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